By the time I finally got into Philly this evening the only restaurant open near our hotel was a Chinese place. The food was decent. But the fortune cookies? Scary, dudes.
GWB's fortune: "You have at your command the wisdom of the ages."
Mine: "You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties."
And that right there tells you everything you need to know about GWB, me, and our respective places in this profession. Or at least, it's a damn good predictor of our next three days here.