What fun is not

Among the things that fun is not:

Giving your cat antibiotic eyedrops twice a day for a week;

concurrent with

Giving you cat anti-inflammatory eyedrops twice a day for two weeks;

followed by

Giving your cat a topical de-wormer;

concurrent with

Giving your cat two antibiotic pills a day for ten days;

partly concurrent with

Giving your cat two droppers of liquid antibiotic twice a day for two weeks;

with all of the above periodically interrupted by

Wrangling your cat to and from the vet to have cultures taken from eye, eyelid, and throat;

and

Being forced to look at a GROSSLY INFECTED and HUGELY MAGNIFIED cat eye on a computer monitor.

On the positive side, my idea of fun has now so seriously deteriorated that not doing all of the above feels like a party.